Comments on: Exclusive 'Five Minutes to Kill Yourself' Hands-On Preview with Video [Now Available] http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/ ... keeping in touch with the latest in iPhone gaming Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: HappyMan http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-85294 HappyMan Mon, 03 May 2010 04:44:35 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-85294 Lol troll wars up here! But seriously. What kind of dumbass is going to kill themselves over a game about it. It's probably more likely to prevent it, given the ludicrous, parodial presentation. And if your concerned about society's view on the subject, don't be. If there were a game about actually commuting suicide, i'd be offended. However, this is a parody playing on office aggravation, not serious suicide or anything. Yes, columbine and holocaust games would be horrible, and are not in any way relatable. This is slapstick humor with a teensy dark twist. Like when a cartoon guy gets hit with an anvil, just darker. Lol troll wars up here! But seriously. What kind of dumbass is going to kill themselves over a game about it. It's probably more likely to prevent it, given the ludicrous, parodial presentation. And if your concerned about society's view on the subject, don't be. If there were a game about actually commuting suicide, i'd be offended. However, this is a parody playing on office aggravation, not serious suicide or anything. Yes, columbine and holocaust games would be horrible, and are not in any way relatable. This is slapstick humor with a teensy dark twist. Like when a cartoon guy gets hit with an anvil, just darker.

]]> By: HappyMan http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320566 HappyMan Mon, 03 May 2010 04:44:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320566 Lol troll wars up here! But seriously. What kind of dumbass is going to kill themselves over a game about it. It's probably more likely to prevent it, given the ludicrous, parodial presentation. And if your concerned about society's view on the subject, don't be. If there were a game about actually commuting suicide, i'd be offended. However, this is a parody playing on office aggravation, not serious suicide or anything. Yes, columbine and holocaust games would be horrible, and are not in any way relatable. This is slapstick humor with a teensy dark twist. Like when a cartoon guy gets hit with an anvil, just darker. Lol troll wars up here! But seriously. What kind of dumbass is going to kill themselves over a game about it. It's probably more likely to prevent it, given the ludicrous, parodial presentation. And if your concerned about society's view on the subject, don't be. If there were a game about actually commuting suicide, i'd be offended. However, this is a parody playing on office aggravation, not serious suicide or anything. Yes, columbine and holocaust games would be horrible, and are not in any way relatable. This is slapstick humor with a teensy dark twist. Like when a cartoon guy gets hit with an anvil, just darker.

]]> By: Ashley http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-82701 Ashley Thu, 29 Apr 2010 04:01:21 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-82701 @ everyone who posted Jew jokes You racist bastards! Go slam your head in the copier machine and commit suicide. No but really, those jokes are so awesome. My friend, who is in fact a Jew, told those to me and it was so funny. But serriously, go hang yourself and don't dictate why is right and wrong to the rest of the world. @ everyone who posted Jew jokes
You racist bastards! Go slam your head in the copier machine and commit suicide. No but really, those jokes are so awesome. My friend, who is in fact a Jew, told those to me and it was so funny. But serriously, go hang yourself and don't dictate why is right and wrong to the rest of the world.

]]> By: Ashley http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320565 Ashley Thu, 29 Apr 2010 04:01:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320565 @ everyone who posted Jew jokes You racist bastards! Go slam your head in the copier machine and commit suicide. No but really, those jokes are so awesome. My friend, who is in fact a Jew, told those to me and it was so funny. But serriously, go hang yourself and don't dictate why is right and wrong to the rest of the world. @ everyone who posted Jew jokes
You racist bastards! Go slam your head in the copier machine and commit suicide. No but really, those jokes are so awesome. My friend, who is in fact a Jew, told those to me and it was so funny. But serriously, go hang yourself and don't dictate why is right and wrong to the rest of the world.

]]> By: velinn http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-76857 velinn Wed, 21 Apr 2010 03:41:48 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-76857 Everyone who has posted here should die, for these two reasons: 1. People who are offended by this fail at life 2. People who argue online fail at life Kill yourself now and spare the world your defective genes. ... Crap I posted too. *sticks his head in the copy machine* Everyone who has posted here should die, for these two reasons:

1. People who are offended by this fail at life
2. People who argue online fail at life

Kill yourself now and spare the world your defective genes.

...

Crap I posted too.
*sticks his head in the copy machine*

]]> By: velinn http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320564 velinn Wed, 21 Apr 2010 03:41:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320564 Everyone who has posted here should die, for these two reasons: 1. People who are offended by this fail at life 2. People who argue online fail at life Kill yourself now and spare the world your defective genes. ... Crap I posted too. *sticks his head in the copy machine* Everyone who has posted here should die, for these two reasons:

1. People who are offended by this fail at life
2. People who argue online fail at life

Kill yourself now and spare the world your defective genes.

...

Crap I posted too.
*sticks his head in the copy machine*

]]> By: Anonymous http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-60627 Anonymous Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:01:47 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-60627 Suicide is for Pussies, idiots! Though I do enjoy dark humor and I know that it's supposed to be a funny game I disaprove of this game (I don't mean censoring but just the idea of suicide) I'll get this game and see how fun it is sometime soon But I do disagree with the fact of putting suicide into a game xD I don't care about killing other people or anything so don't comment that shit as a counter answer :P Suicide is for Pussies, idiots!
Though I do enjoy dark humor and I know that it's supposed to be a funny game I disaprove of this game (I don't mean censoring but just the idea of suicide)
I'll get this game and see how fun it is sometime soon
But I do disagree with the fact of putting suicide into a game xD
I don't care about killing other people or anything so don't comment that shit as a counter answer :P

]]> By: Anonymous http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320563 Anonymous Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:01:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320563 Suicide is for Pussies, idiots! Though I do enjoy dark humor and I know that it's supposed to be a funny game I disaprove of this game (I don't mean censoring but just the idea of suicide) I'll get this game and see how fun it is sometime soon But I do disagree with the fact of putting suicide into a game xD I don't care about killing other people or anything so don't comment that shit as a counter answer :P Suicide is for Pussies, idiots!
Though I do enjoy dark humor and I know that it's supposed to be a funny game I disaprove of this game (I don't mean censoring but just the idea of suicide)
I'll get this game and see how fun it is sometime soon
But I do disagree with the fact of putting suicide into a game xD
I don't care about killing other people or anything so don't comment that shit as a counter answer :P

]]> By: mr.moye 5000 http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-60078 mr.moye 5000 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:30:35 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-60078 what a dumb douche bag. i wish you would kill yourself. its puzzys like you thats turned this country into shit!!! what a dumb douche bag. i wish you would kill yourself. its puzzys like you thats turned this country into shit!!!

]]> By: mr.moye 5000 http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320562 mr.moye 5000 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:30:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320562 what a dumb douche bag. i wish you would kill yourself. its puzzys like you thats turned this country into shit!!! what a dumb douche bag. i wish you would kill yourself. its puzzys like you thats turned this country into shit!!!

]]> By: Pavun http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-60036 Pavun Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:21:59 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-60036 Ladies This game are fun. Review reading are not much as extent as game is though. Who die in gas chamber here? Ever one I no is gassed. The game was money for food. my family needed. Missing was religion entire time wondering why to die? Not like rael life, life like. If yoiu can play game with not death curious then death game fail for me. Seriously what? I said it! I know the hate people saying about (adult Swm!) are not able to pay for game enough! THEY ARE POOR! Keep your hate you poor. Keep hate and find job! This game not depress me at all, more depress is Haiti. When Haiti is shake, we all die. haiti more depressiv then holocost cuas they are shaked and you time making for reviews. Now Heat it sasage stainig haters. Pavun Ladies
This game are fun. Review reading are not much as extent as game is though. Who die in gas chamber here? Ever one I no is gassed. The game was money for food. my family needed. Missing was religion entire time wondering why to die? Not like rael life, life like. If yoiu can play game with not death curious then death game fail for me. Seriously what? I said it! I know the hate people saying about (adult Swm!) are not able to pay for game enough! THEY ARE POOR! Keep your hate you poor. Keep hate and find job! This game not depress me at all, more depress is Haiti. When Haiti is shake, we all die. haiti more depressiv then holocost cuas they are shaked and you time making for reviews. Now Heat it sasage stainig haters.

Pavun

]]> By: Pavun http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320561 Pavun Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:21:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320561 Ladies This game are fun. Review reading are not much as extent as game is though. Who die in gas chamber here? Ever one I no is gassed. The game was money for food. my family needed. Missing was religion entire time wondering why to die? Not like rael life, life like. If yoiu can play game with not death curious then death game fail for me. Seriously what? I said it! I know the hate people saying about (adult Swm!) are not able to pay for game enough! THEY ARE POOR! Keep your hate you poor. Keep hate and find job! This game not depress me at all, more depress is Haiti. When Haiti is shake, we all die. haiti more depressiv then holocost cuas they are shaked and you time making for reviews. Now Heat it sasage stainig haters. Pavun Ladies
This game are fun. Review reading are not much as extent as game is though. Who die in gas chamber here? Ever one I no is gassed. The game was money for food. my family needed. Missing was religion entire time wondering why to die? Not like rael life, life like. If yoiu can play game with not death curious then death game fail for me. Seriously what? I said it! I know the hate people saying about (adult Swm!) are not able to pay for game enough! THEY ARE POOR! Keep your hate you poor. Keep hate and find job! This game not depress me at all, more depress is Haiti. When Haiti is shake, we all die. haiti more depressiv then holocost cuas they are shaked and you time making for reviews. Now Heat it sasage stainig haters.

Pavun

]]> By: Jake http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-52932 Jake Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:10:04 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-52932 Ayo this is my opinion. This game shouldn't induce suicidle feelings. If your kid kills his/herself after playin this game they were probley fucked up already. And what are the odds of your child killing them self with a fuckin copier machine. Ayo this is my opinion. This game shouldn't induce suicidle feelings. If your kid kills his/herself after playin this game they were probley fucked up already. And what are the odds of your child killing them self with a fuckin copier machine.

]]> By: Jake http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-320560 Jake Sun, 31 Jan 2010 03:10:00 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-320560 Ayo this is my opinion. This game shouldn't induce suicidle feelings. If your kid kills his/herself after playin this game they were probley fucked up already. And what are the odds of your child killing them self with a fuckin copier machine. Ayo this is my opinion. This game shouldn't induce suicidle feelings. If your kid kills his/herself after playin this game they were probley fucked up already. And what are the odds of your child killing them self with a fuckin copier machine.

]]> By: GT http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/22/exclusive-five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-hands-on-preview-with-video/#comment-52589 GT Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:17:05 +0000 http://toucharcade.com/?p=23348#comment-52589 Too fat and still being fed. Not good, man. Too fat and still being fed.

Not good, man.

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