Battle Bears NOPZ: Swag and Secrets (FINAL Door open) and A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (pg 53)

At long last.

He even has fish and berries to go around!

 

what about his shotgun?

 

Where in Paradise City did you learn how to fake photographs so well!

Such is the desperation of a Sluggable, to resort to sinking so low...

 

I love you all <3 Lets HUG mwahaha

 

instead have a plate full of lead!

 

Clearly you're knowledge of Enviro-Bear's softer side is unapplicable. Enviro-Bear loves hug, and is capable of splitting a moutain in half in an offenseive hug. This photo is not faked, my friend, but an omen to the destruction of the battle bears!

 

more like the destruction the Battle Bears will cause!

 

No, no, no. Enviro-bear detests the hugging sensation. And how can he provide an effective, crippling hug with only one paw? After coming out of hibernation, he aims to KILL and RIP APART anything pink and huggy.
He rips them apart with his paw.

 

I pitty you fool.

 

You may think Enviro-Bear is on your side, but he's actually a double agent!!! He's packing ammunition under that neon pink hide of a defeated huggable!

 

Go hug a bomb, eh!

 

I shall rule you huggables with my lazerz pew pew pew

 

Now that Envirobear is a part of it

I'm in

 

So all the pre-contest posts don't count?



BATTLE BEARS! I have brought this evil little sucker from the darkest corners of Bear Land. WE SHALL EMERGE VICTORIOUS!

 

i guess they don't since we start tonight

 

Watch out, or you will get RAPED!

 

The pic looks more like enviro is ready to hug that battle bear from the back

 

What a cute little huggable hugging the battle human

That's more like it!

 

This is a hug. BATTLE BEARS STYLE. Not those sissy Huggable's hugs. Only one man has been known to survive a Battle Bears hug. That man is none other than Lt. Action. I saw it myself.

 

wait maybe it already has started?