Battle Bears NOPZ: Swag and Secrets (FINAL Door open) and A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (pg 53)

WHOOOOO! RECOGNITION BY THE OVERLORD! Here's that post btw. 'Tis a bit late but what the hey.

 

Enviro bear and his INFITIE AMMO SHOTGUN! Shoots things in the face with a double barrel I'm pretty sure that's considered a battle bear. THIS IS WAR!!!

 

go Battle Bears, we haz bearzookas

 

We have Colbear, The Marecraft Carrier, Zombie Hordes, The Bearzerker, The Bearbershop Quartet, and an unlimited supply of reinforcements. Your bearzookas stands no chance.

 

we haz unlimited shotgun shells

 

Those have no effect on the Marecraft Carrier as it is out of range of a shotgun

 

there is always the option to hijack a marecraft

 

Pay close attention to the lyrics

 

all i heard was my shotgun blowing off their heads

 

You need to get your hearing checked as the shotgun is not unlocked until the zombie horde, silly battle bear. All you have against the Quartet is your standard unicorn horn slingshot.

 

i shall pistol whip you then

 

Youve seen bear calvary now prepare to see bears with gunshttp://api.ning.com/files/f3312rg-1md-dy2axtL-n2sI5XoZ2r*jl2EhgzIpgPaGbeJIbeKFkBOITwqc6G6e/beargundemotivationalposter.jpg

You're next huggables

 

i r sniper

 

You terrible bear, hunting innocent wild bears like that, shame on you. Those clearly are not huggables.

 

ebil bear
and yes i haz photoshop fail but who cares

 

KILL IT!!!

 

why do i care about the vault?

 

Well now that you have a huggable in your sights it does not matter, as your sniper is now gone! There is now longer a reticule so you are just using binoculars, thats too bad

 

But as soon as the huggable comes close, the battle bear can smash it's face and claw it's eyes out.

 

oh noes only an hr left!