"You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man!" It's times like this that make me glad I'm on Touch Arcade. PS> No worries, mate - I brought my own Golden Tea Kit.
You guys is CRAZY. That teakit wont open any vaults, Drelbs, but I think you're as good as in to every Victorian Tea-party and or Jane Austen book reading in your tri-state area. Also, I think the next time I post, it will be the new event. I can feel this like I can feel impending bowel movements. With great anticipation and a little bit of sweating.
But Tonynator!! You must celebrate with this post because it is your 100th post and now you're a senior citizen of TA. Wooo!!! *cues in fat guys to come into room with twirlers ducktaped to their man nipples*
I don't really know why I am posting this picture of a space whale. It just seemed like the right thing to do.
Oh my! I usually don't even have a reason to celebrate when I surround myself with over weight middle aged men with sweet pasties! It's usually just another Thursday but I will take your suggestion under advisement. GO ME Also, since minorpane just CANT WAIT FOR TWO SECONDS... give me two seconds and I'll get this thang POPPN!
HERE IT IS, YOU JACKALS. You've provoked me with your bribes, taunts, unsubtle courtship rituals and so forth. My usual instinct borders along the illegal and highly physically damaging. Lucky for you all, now that I represent a public company, I have to be a little more careful about my wonton disregard for life and the law. So, instead of me opening a can myself, I've decided to turn you all on each other. I HAVE DECLARED WAR. THA JIST! Here's how it will work. You have UNTIL MONDAY at 11:59 GMT-4 to sign yourself up to a side. You will become either a Battle Bear or you will align with the Huggable Hoard. Tuesday the war begins and Wednesday the winner will be chosen in a very communistic fashion ;D ENLIST! To sign up as a Battle Bear, post a reply here in Dark Oliver Green (First Row, Third Column) To sign up as a Huggable, post a reply here in Retina burning Magenta(4th Row, 1st Column) Participants: As MANY of you may participate as you like. Even those of you with *coughrealcough* Golden Tickets may play, but you simply can't win again because there isn't enough happiness to go around, it just doesn't work that way. The CATCH: The ACTUAL WAR will begin Tuesday at Midnight (GMT -4 of course) and the WINNING SIDE will be placed into a drawing. This means that the MORE team members you have, the worse your odds of winning but it also means that the LESS you have, the worse your odds of even making it into the drawing. The rules of engagement will be made explicit at 8pm (GMT-4) Monday evening. If you sign up and choose to flee like a shame worthy, seppuku bound coward, your place on your team will NOT count. Be sure to surround yourself with winnars. SIGN UP TODAY!
We will win this war! For the sake of bigger gunz! (speaking of which, when do we get them?) This team will pwn the pink fluffy things! Just in time. Leaving now
Well, we have our 2nd and 3rd members of the BBEPM. Good jobs guys. I'm a bit late to the party. Haven't checked on in a bit but finally back! WHOOOOOOT! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED NEGAMAKI AND MUDKIP. Who needs a golden ticket like that when we have a CREATIVE one. In the words of the great Philosopher Mr. Squarepants,*Splits hands apart, making an arc resembling a rainbow* "IMAGINATION" Hmm, what to do...what to do? Should I join the BBEPM or the Huggables? Is the war an actual "war"? I could suit up, grab a bearzooka, and wreak havok and destruction on the opposing team? MUAHAHAHAHAHAH. *Gets ready for battle*
