iPhone 4 Officially Declared POS (Solution found. See post 79)

How the hell did it fit in that tiny hole? *points at your nostril*

 

thank god my droid incredible was there, it was able to resuscitate me (Yeah iPhone 4 can't do that, but Droid Does.) Thank you droid, you saved my life and you were able to make a call to the police.

 

My iPhone 4 is Chuck Norris' one and only fear.

My iPhone 4 locked me in my basement and fathered 7 children with me.

My iPhone 4 makes Hitler look like the nicest guy on the planet.

 

I have this girlfriend, but every time I hug her she doesn't want to talk to me anymore =(

 

Rule 2131 involves an extruding part of my anatomy and your lips. If you're that obsessed with doing things by the book you'll get right on that.

 

In other news, an undocumented feature of the new iPhone 4 appears to be that it has a penis.

 

Too lazy to read anything on iPhone 4. Is it really that bad? Or is this just the usual media sensationalism that everyone so gullibly and dutifully believes? Wasn't the reception jacked up for left handed people only?

Oh snap

 

What, no rule 4?

 

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. Is this some kind of Avatar thing

 

Enlighten us, oh blue one.

 

Sure, there's rule 34... that's about it.

 

35, moron. 34 is about simulating genitalia with domestic food products.

 

It is possible that a woman can rape a man ya know, maybe the iphone 4 has a vagina. And the signal issues were seeing is just the iPhone 4 pms'ing

 

So your iPhone 4 overpowered you.

 

So who's in charge of changing and updating this list of rules?