Jokestar - Upcoming app PROMO CODE CONTEST!

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  1. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Jokestar has been submitted.

    More jokes would be added in updates.

    ---PROMO CODE CONTEST---
    Want a promo code for this app? Submit a reply with a Yo Momma Joke, Bumper Sticker Joke, or a Riddle with an answer!

    Please supply your name, or a nickname which would be used to credit you for the joke!

    The best few would be added into the app with your name.

    Now, let the jokes come!
     

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  2. Michelangelo

    Michelangelo Well-Known Member

    What did 0 say to 8?
    Nice belt! :)
     
  3. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Nice. :)

    I think more Bumper Sticker or Yo Momma or Riddle specific jokes would be better.
     
  4. PacSun4dc

    PacSun4dc Well-Known Member

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    #4 PacSun4dc, Sep 13, 2009
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    heres one i saw
    "i always think drinking give me problems, so therefore i quit thinking"
    btw should this be place in the promo code giveaway section??
     
  5. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Nice one!

    Hmm, this is an app, so I guess it could be here. There isn't an "Upcoming Apps" forum though. Darn, I just realised I put the thread title as upcoming GAME.

    Darn.
     
  6. Nico75

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    Here is my favorite yo mama joke:
    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
     
  7. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    That one's already in. Try again. :)

    Riddles work too people!
     
  8. Weebler

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    Honk if you hate this bumper sticker.
     
  9. PureSkill

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    We will see...
    Flour Bluff
    Do you like this one or already have it?

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7, 8, 9!
     
  10. mattll

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    Yo mama stumbles across the wlan cable.
     
  11. PureSkill

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    We will see...
    Flour Bluff
    LOL, Good but I think that it should read

    "Your mama's so stupid, she tripped on a wireless lan cable"
     
  12. Philsquirrel

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    Your mother is so stupid that she thinks Silicon Valley is a place for breasts cosmetic surgery.
     
  13. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Heheh, I don't that would fit in. Seems a little more of a joke than a riddle.

    Nice one. :)

    Thanks mods, for moving this and changing the title.

    Keep the awesome jokes coming! :D :D :D
     
  14. iTouchaddict

    iTouchaddict Well-Known Member

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    yo mama

    Yo mam so fat she went to the movie and sat next to everyone
     
  15. double00asian

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    Ur momma so fat that they had to take her picture from a helicopter
    ur momma so fat u can see her from Google.....Earth
     
  16. jean2

    jean2 New Member

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    I don't know if this one have been post:

    Your mother is so stupid she calls you son of a b*tch.
     
  17. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Keep the awesome jokes coming, guys!
     
  18. RandomAlec

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    Aw man, and recently I just had a bunch of good yo momma jokes...

    Oh here are some I remember:

    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo momma so fat we're inside her right now. (This is my favorite)

    Let me know if you use any of mine, just credit it to Alejandro Parjus :cool:
     
  19. Weebler

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    Yo momma so fat she was used as a boulder in Indiana Jones.
     
  20. kohjingyu

    kohjingyu Well-Known Member

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    Good one guys! I might have to give more promos....With all the great jokes...

    Bumper stickers are nice too! :D
     

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