In light of recent events, namely Vovin's assassination of character rather intriguing assessment of my personality and... nothing else, I've decided to... screw the 10,000th post. I sat on 9999 posts overnight because I had people whispering in my ear to "post something epic", without actually giving me any hints as to what "something epic" is and eventually came to the conclusion that I don't really care. What does 10,000 posts say about me anyway? That I'm a badass forum poster? Obviously. But also that I'm a bit of a loser, which probably outweighs the badassery if I'm being honest since as we all know, loserishness is far more dense than badassery when in it's purest form. That said, I've at least made the effort to type this much so it'd seem there is the slightest glimmer of effort going into this landmark post. I estimate about six more sentences before I make like a ninja, eject my nimble body through the window and escape. 6. Where the hell are my presents at? 5. I don't need presents really. It depends what they are, if they're awesome (weapons, gold, cars, the power of flight, golden cars) I'll take them. 3. There were two sentences just then, so I took the liberty of skipping number four. 2. It took me half an hour to turn my laptop on and get Photoshop running this morning, it's absolutely f***ed. 1. Alright seriously now, you're not such a bad group of people after all. We've had our ups and downs, but over the past twelve months or so I've really grown to -
That's what I am talking about - our Midian. Don't know if Gratz is the right word or what but nice to have you around for all those ups and downs you speak so eloquently about! Add: now you can't post anymore since that 10,000 looks so clean next to your name!
HOORAY! You can celebrate your 10.000th post again!!! It's like being reborn! And as I said: I smell conspiracy...
Congratulations. I suppose you are have made the most posts on TA (apart from hodapp, but he cheated). Has anyone else got more posts?
Yeah either something got deleted or Hodapp is playing with my post count. It's all good though, I'll be back up soon enough. It does make me wonder exactly how many posts I've made though, if you include deleted threads... it's probably over 1100 at least. DG is at about 9250 I think, he'll be second to 10k.
Hey it's like a mountain, you can reach the top, but everyone's gotta come back down. Doesn't mean I wasn't there.